GingerbRed Dwarf
Posted on 18. Apr, 2009 by admin in cooking, girl meets cake, holidays, kids' books i've been reading
The Fabulous Bake-A-Boy Challenge: Sci-Fi Edition continues, boldly going where goldfish roes are nibbling at your toes…
Yep, that’s Lister, Rimmer, Kryten and the Cat of the good ship Red Dwarf, as created by the magnificent revision-avoiding hands of Nicky, James and Tom. I do love how, even in gingerbread form, Rimmer is losing his hair. (I’ve only seen the first episode of the reunion special thingy, but so far it falls into ‘not at all bad and surprisingly non-cheapo-looking given that they allegedly made it for ninepence’ category: phew. Weird having no laughter track, though.)
Keep them coming, people! I think the Bake-A-Boy gallery is going to need a Gingerbread Spock before long…
I’ve been a bit hopelessly distracted, so nothing new on the bookish front (though I am itching to get my mitts on Sally Nicholls’ Season of Secrets, because Ways To Live Forever was great; Zombie Queen of Newbury High by Amanda Ashby, because ZOMBIES; and The Teashop Girls by Laura Schaefer, because in places it sounds spookily like Girl Meets Cake…). In the meantime, here’s Tanya Gold’s brilliant Guardian piece on YouTube ’starlet’ Susan Boyle.
I seem to be doing more unwriting than writing at the moment. File The Becky Book under ‘You’ll Read It One Day, Probably’, because now I’m writing… something else. Watch this space. (Not literally, or your eyes will go funny. At least get yourself a cup of tea or something: I might be a while.) In the meantime, I’m at the final copyedit stage of My Invisible Boyfriend (ie the US version of Girl Meets Cake) – just as soon as I can get OpenOffice to play nicely with Word, sigh – and they’ve been taking pretty pictures of pretty people for the cover! It’s going to look so very gorgeous.
Getting sunburnt in Wales in April (???); having deep and meaningful discussions about the hobbies of mermaids with Small Person (“on weekends, they like to go to the garden centre”); melting into a very happy puddle in a turkish steam room (followed by a MINTY SHOWER, oh bliss); wondering why there’s still water dripping through the kitchen ceiling when my flat has been full of plumbers all week; feeling happyhappyhappy.
The Fabulous Bake-A-Boy Challenge!
Posted on 02. Apr, 2009 by susie in books i've been reading, cooking, films, girl meets cake, kids' books i've been reading, other writers, telly
In honour of Heidi’s imaginary boyfriend in GIRL MEETS CAKE, here’s a challenge for you: why not make your own yummy gingerbread boyfriend? (Or girlfriend, or entirely platonic buddy who you might have a bit of a crush on…) Bake yourself a boy, decorate him in suitably delicious fashion, and send me a photo of the results – I’ll be putting up a gallery of your tastiest creations! Personally, I’m planning to make a Gingerbread Avon at my Publication Day tea party this weekend. Silver balls and black food colouring at the ready! Although now I think of it, a gingerbread Tenth Doctor might be quite cute…
Here’s my favourite Gingerbread Men recipe to get you started: they’re soft and bready, so cook them for a few extra minutes if you like them super-crunchy!
125g butter
100g brown sugar
125ml (half a cup) golden syrup (or half syrup, half black treacle)
1 egg yolk
375g plain flour
1-2 tsp ground ginger
1 tsp mixed spice
1 tsp bicarbonate of soda
Also needed: gingerbread man cookie cutter (or other shapes), rolling pin (I use a wine bottle!), baking sheets, wire rack for cooling – and whatever you’d like to use for decoration: icing, chocolate buttons, etc
- preheat the oven to 180°C/350°F
- beat butter and sugar together until pale and creamy
- add the syrup and the egg yolk, and beat together
- with a wooden spoon, stir in the flour, ginger, spice, and bicarb: then turn it onto a floured surface and knead until smooth
- roll out until about 7mm thick, then place on a greased baking tray
- cook for 7 minutes for soft gingerbread men, 10 minutes for dunk-them-in-tea-or-they’ll-break-your-teeth ones
- cool on a wire rack
- decorate! and don’t forget to snap a photo before he disappears! Email your photos to me here: susie at susieday.com
I’m actually re-reading Virginia Woolf’s Orlando at the moment, which is covered in my studenty scribbles – but I didn’t get the chance to babble about MG Harris’ second Joshua Files book Ice Shock when I read the proof, and now it’s out! If you’ve been blinded by a neon yellow book cover lately, that’ll be the one – and the inside is every bit as striking. The first book, Invisible City, threw Josh into some uncomfy situations, but this time the sense of peril is relentless. After some very hairy moments locked in a cellar, Josh ends up hiding out back in Mexico with the magnificently unimpressable Ixchel, where he discovers that he might not just be in danger from the present, but the past as well. From night-time pursuits through freezing Oxford rivers to Lara Croft-style rock-hopping in a Mayan temple, all the way to the heartstopping ‘ice shock’ at the end, this is a top-notch thriller that is absolutely impossible to put down. Loved it!
Girl Meets Cake is officially out on Monday, wheee! So I’ve been rather busy giving susieday.com a cakey makeover (look! innit pretty!), and adding some new stuff for you lovely readery people. You’ll also see interviews with me popping up on a few YA sites soon (or you will, if I can whittle my answer to ‘What is your favourite cake?’ down to just the one paragraph). And in the meantime, I’m feeling increasingly gleeful about New Book, which is still just some ideas on a few bits of paper, but, you know, I think they might be good ideas…
watching Blake’s 7 (only the final episode to go, oh no!); inventing a new sandwich by accident (blue cheese on a cinnamon raisin bagel: somehow both disgusting and nice at the same time); loving In Bruges much more than I expected, and hating Watchmen much more than I expected; missing people who are far away.
3 weeks till Cake!
Posted on 16. Mar, 2009 by susie in books i've been reading, cooking, girl meets cake, kids' books i've been reading, telly, the rugby isn't it
I’ve less than no idea how it got to be March, but apparently time does this ‘moving forwards’ thing while you aren’t looking. Who knew? I’ve also heard it rumoured that if you just sit completely still all through March, this thing called ‘April’ (like the girls’ name: crazy, huh?) rocks up to replace it, and with April comes the publication day of GIRL MEETS CAKE! (And probably some rain and stuff too. Sorry about that. Still, GIRL MEETS CAKE! Eeeee! Woooo! Noises!)
It’s your average everyday story of love, lies, and gingerbread boyfriends – and I hope it makes you giggle. Coo, it’s so pretty. Every time I look at it, I want to snap off a chunk and eat it. (Don’t consider that an author-recommended tactic, by the way: reading is definitely the way to go with this baby.) And it’s going to be in actual shops from April 6th, so please begin making fluttery eyes at whoever buys the books in your house ASAP.
New book means you’ll be seeing a few changes around the site over the next few weeks, so do check back to see www.susieday.com after her makeover. If you’d like to lay your hands on a free copy of Girl Meets Cake (not to mention a yummy basket of cupcakes!), then hurry on over to this fab Scholastic competition. UK girlies, keep an eye out for Mizz magazine, for another competition with a rather exciting prize (for me as well as you!)…
Charlotte Sometimes by Penelope Farmer: classic kidlit which I intended to reread for The Book That Never Was. I recall adoring it when I was 11 or so: partly because I knew I was supposed to like this sort of thing (it’s all a bit Blue Peter), partly because the heroine’s last name is Makepeace, like her in Dempsey & Makepeace, which I loved with a flamey burny love. To grown-up-me, it’s both brilliant and maddening: a clever tale of a time-slip, where two girls switch places between 1918 and 1960 and cope with fabulous phlegm – but also a missed opportunity, since the 1960s girl seems so Edwardian to the modern reader that the contrast in the two girls’ lives gets lost. Sigh. Still, the nostalgia made me giddy: a round bedpost that unscrews to reveal a hidden hiding place, monkey puzzle trees, ’snubs to you and utterly squash’… *flails* Also: Frank Cottrell Boyce’s Framed, a tale of thrilling juvenile art theft in North Wales which is beguiling, hilarious, and adorable all at once and should be read as soon as you can plausibly find a bookshop. Oh, and at last I can blether about M.G. Harris’s Ice Shock, the second in her Joshua Files series, which manages to take everything you liked about the first one and then turn it up to 11…proper review next time, I promise!
Surreally enough, I’m currently rewriting bits of Girl Meets Cake for the US edition – which will be called My Invisible Boyfriend, and available sometime in 2010. Not Americanifying it: just tinkering with a thing or two to make the whole thing even more delicious (I hope!). It’s a bit odd, being able to check different drafts against an actual proper book-shaped version, but I’m having fun dipping a toe back into Finchworld and reacquainting myself with geeky Heidi, and Mysterious E, and the endless references to cake…
Baking blueberry muffins; eating scones with chestnut jam (yummy!) while watching Wales playing atrocious rugby; marvelling at how epically late 70s/early 80s telly fails even when it’s trying really hard to be feminist (Blake’s 7, I’m looking at you).
The Book That Never Was
Posted on 06. Feb, 2009 by susie in books i've been reading, cooking, girl meets cake, kids' books i've been reading, other writers, telly
I mentioned I was scrabbling around for a suitable ‘work-in-progress’ title for my next book, and now, alas, I seem to have one – although The Book That Someone Else Has Just Written And Will Be Published Next Year Sometime, Thus Making Your Effort A Bit Pointless might be more accurate. Catchy, eh? Yep, the one thing that can absolutely scupper a book has happened: someone else has got there first.
But if I can ignore the petrol-flavoured grey Slush Puppie currently dribbled all over Oxford’s pavements because it was lovely pristine crunchy white snow before that, I can continue to look on the bright side:
- presumably it was quite a good idea for a book, then
- I’ve found out now (at the outline stage), not 50,000 words too late
- I get to read it, without the tiresome inconvenience of writing it first (and I don’t even know how this one ends!)
- tomorrow, I’m going to eat some cake while thinking up some daft new idea to play with
Anyone wishing to contribute an inspirational random word (or cake) to facilitate the latter activity, please comment away. Otherwise I might run with the female Mexican wrestling team who are actually undercover teenage spies. In space. I’m fairly sure no one’s written that one yet.
I’m adoring and envying The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman, to the point where I hardly dare pick it up again in case I accidentally finish it, and then it’ll be over. Spooky, and funny, with a keen child’s-eye view for the peculiarities of the adult world (whether it’s peopled by the living or the dead). And it just won the Newbery. See, everyone else thinks you should read it too. Go on, go on, go on…
So, undercover wrestlers in space, right? Meanwhile, Girl Meets Cake is still coming out in the UK in April, and apparently my US publishers are plotting… something. I like it when they do that. :)
Devouring S1 of The Wire, which is every bit as remarkable as everyone has told you (grown-ups only, sorry); enjoying Slumdog Millionaire (though the first half is the best bit); perfecting my linguine gamberi; entertaining Extra Small Person and his lovely mummy, who should come back soon for more Pad Thai and learning how to roll over.
Pshhhht’cooff
Posted on 09. Dec, 2008 by susie in books i've been reading, cooking, girl meets cake, other writers, telly
Oliver Postgate has died. Like every Brit of a certain age, his was the voice of my childhood. Smallfilms (Postgate, animator Peter Firmin, and various handy people who were good at knitting) made telly out of bits of string in a shed at the bottom of the garden, with such obvious love and care that I feel teary just thinking about it. His imagination contributed every bit as much of my kidly fondness for stories as Blyton and Kipling and Dahl.
So, for your nostalgic viewing pleasure, here are the singing mice from Bagpuss, the Welshest episode of Ivor the Engine ever, soup (and the soup dragon) with The Clangers (spillage at 6.40!), a glimpse of Nogbad from Noggin the Nog, and some magnificently scary-looking pictures from Tottie (which we used to mock mercilessly, but secretly I adored it). Oh, I am a tiny person all over again, just listening to him… Farewell, Post, you’ll not be forgot.
I’ve mostly been reading unpublished things, which is fun except you can’t talk about them. :) Am now on Andrea Levy’s Small Island, though, which is masterful.
Proof-correction time for Girl Meets Cake! I love this bit: it’s so nearly a book, and those final little tweaks and checks are amusing. Though I’m dithering over a section where my girls greet each other with the always-friendly catalogue of insults (tart, whore, that kind of thing). I know why I wrote it like that: there are legitimate, meaningful, textual reasons for those words to be there. But Tina Fey’s character in Mean Girls bellows
Visiting Narnia (well, nearly: sooo pretty), nearly killing myself with undercooked chicken (I knew there was a reason I used to be veggie), continuing my helpless obsession with Gilmore Girls, despite it being all twee and goofy.
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