TELEGRAM SUS

By on September 16, 2008 in biscuits and lies, girl meets cake

RUMOURS ALL TRUE STOP

SAVAGE HAIRY DEADLINE EATING ME ALIVE STOP

COMMENTS ALL MOST AMUSING PLEASE DON’T STOP STOP

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6 Responses to TELEGRAM SUS

  1. Jess September 17, 2008 at 10:11 am #

    That isn’t hairy (though looks quite savage.) Definitely not an axolotl.

  2. Tina September 17, 2008 at 1:28 pm #

    Rarg definitely needs to get round to you with his trusty cricket bat – I’ve never liked deadlines but didnt realise they were quite so fierce!!

  3. grinorcole September 17, 2008 at 11:15 pm #

    “I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

    Only posting this because if I don’t someone else will.

  4. MG September 18, 2008 at 9:00 am #

    Ah Susie luv, see how WELL you are settling into this writerly life. Already missing deadlines like an old pro. You’re like an Oxford fresher having an alcohol-and caffeine-fueled essay crisis in Week One. How dare you be so cool.

  5. Josie September 19, 2008 at 12:28 pm #

    Ick, I don’t want that in my bath, thnx! Just had the new boiler and water tank put in and had a bath after four days of boiling kettles for a wash. Bath was full of gravel, but thankfully no deadlinefish. Bleh.

    Susie keep your bum on the seat and we’ll see you when you get back from Scarydeadlineland.

  6. Elanor September 28, 2008 at 9:58 am #

    Why worry about deadlines when there’s Strictly Come Dancing to be watched?

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